dear ryan "foggy-grizzly-fuzzy-aw-shit" adams,
i find that i am almost always willing to forgive you for your ridiculous affinity for metal and creating videos with bad special effects and laugh tracks, mostly because i secretly find these traits endearing to the point where most people might find it offensive. your interest in metal is not a logical reason for me to want squeeze you 'round the middle. also you are totally allowed to write cheesy jams that include lyrics about zombies because they are secretly really great to strut around to.
give 'em radios and ears and wake 'em up with jams on,
love,
yael
